Saturday, September 24, 2005

I'm a Genius!

This IQ TEST was forwarded to me by a friend of mine from India...

Thanks Sugandh! You rock!

Just take a look at the questions.....

And test your IQ !

Hrmmmm...



Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)




First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


No peeking!


Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question: you overtake the last person, then you are...?


No peeking I tell you!


Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?



Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?


Don't you dare!


Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?



Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Peeping Tom!


Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


I give up...


Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

Keep this going to frustrate the smart people in your life!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

A Trip to Paradise

Last week, me and Yau Chuan went to Pulau Redang for a HOLIDAY!!!

Just the two of us... now that's the best part...

I like the beach
We flew there with Air Asia and it was awesome!
Air Asia... The stewardess' uniform is a bit ugly, the flight wasn't that smooth and the air-condition is a little warm. What the heck! It was still fun! Like kampung malays will say "Naik kapal terbang! Fuuyoo!"

There in Pulau Redang is the time and place where i can show-off my bikinies and pario skirts! Woohoo!
Pario skirts are the best! I have like lots of them! It can wrap your body, waist, your *ehem... and etc...
Example:

Tadaa!

The fun part was eating! Yeah! We brought a lot of snacks! From chocolates, cashewnuts to japanese crackers and maggi mee!

Then the snorkeling trip... Now that was fantastic. The corals there are beautiful. Best thing was we saw a huge, gigantic turtle sleeping beside a coral! It was pretty...

On the way to the pretty corals!

Ok at night in Redang is kinda dead so what do people like me and Yau Chuan do when we're bored?

Playstation!

I know, I know... you must think we're some mo liew couple playing playstation while holidaying in Pulau Redang. Hey, that's the real fun i tell you!

The other thing we did when we're bored at night was...

Bully the camera!

The last day of the trip we had to wake up at 6.45 a.m. to catch the ferry to Kuala Terengganu. Baaah! Too early! And it took 1 hour to reach there! While we were on the boat they put on some war movie on tv... I couldn't sleep. That movie was too good to miss. I just love war movies!

On the ferry to Kuala Terengganu

So anyways, we arrived Kuala Terengganu around 9.30 a.m. and our flight was at 2.55 p. m.!! We were like "What the hell are we gonna do till then???" So the ferry guy told us there's the China town and a shopping mall somewhere near the jetty. Oh well, time for shopping. I guess.

We walked and walked and walked around Kuala Terengganu for a few hours. I bought a few stuffs at the China town and found the supposedly shopping mall that we thought looked like Fajar. Dowh...

Yau in the big city

We had early lunch at KFC and while walking back we saw this pak cik riding his trishaw. So me and Yau Chuan cheekily ran after that guy and hopped in the beca. Damn that was fun!

A shot of us in the beca and the pak cik

Now that pak cik conned us! He shyly charged us 10 bucks for the short right back to the jetty!

Oh well, at least the ride was fun.

The trip was heaven... supposedly it's our one year anniversary honeymoon! Hahahah!

Love you sayang.. had a wonderful time with you there...

Monday, September 05, 2005

Life in Orange

Funky Socks Guide To Life
This ain't heaven but it's definitely life

This is our sanctuary

Audition: Plaza Damas Sri hartamas

4 Pinkies and 2 very irritating hosts

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Nod your head like this! We passed the auditions woohoo!

1st Challenge

Funky Socks!

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Before rehearsal we show our butt

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Feel sexy, naughty and b****y

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I just love putting self hugs in my choreography

Before the real thing we show our butt again!

Group A. Saturday. 6 teams.

2nd Challenge: With props - 3 chairs


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Rehearsal. Gah! I hate those chairs!

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Yawn. Come on Hamlo I ain't got all day.

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Oooh move your body girl, make the fellas go!

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Whoa!


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Elimination. Funky Socks, you are safe!

3rd challenge (Quaterfinals): Combination of 2 groups

With DL Steps
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Ok...this picture looks like 6 girls casting a spell on 2 guys.
'I put a spell on you and now you're gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! So long!'


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'Part Time Lover!!'

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Erm... the costume's a bit weird isnt it?
I'm wondering why Cynthia and I are smiling to each other...


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Check out our boots!

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Argh!!! He's mine!!!!

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Elimination. Sorry Dancing Queens and 247.

4th Challenge (Semifinals): Latin

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Rehearsal. Look at what stress did to us. Sick and Skinny.

Strike a pose!


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Cynthia: Look at the pretty skirts I bought.

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First we play with fans

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Then tambourines

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That's what happens when Peter gives us good comments

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Ooh la la!!!!!

Grand Finals: Impromptu, Judges choice and something of our own

Boogie Woogie rehearsal


Our famous idiotic pose

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Asmaradana + Safri Duo = Asmaraduo

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I love this jump

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Tired, sweaty and hair all over the place.

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Wonders of make-up

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The 3 finalist, the hosts and the wannabes

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Hey whoa! Fo' shizzow ma' nizzow!

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When the camera man is near, what shall we do?

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Uncle cameraman: "One more ar girls!" Snap! Snap!

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Uncle Cameraman: "One more ar! Different pose!"

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Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy!

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Woohoo!

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The end of the Boogie Woogie dance

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Asmaradana

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Preparing to throw the scarfs

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Safri Duo begins!
Notice my scarf is falling...bleh...

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Some say that blue board is lucky

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We'll be dancing together forever...

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With Aileen and Sunny! Rexona's big boss...don't play play


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The 3 grand finalist


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Our beloved supporters! Muah!

What a darn good life