The Confused Chocolate Eater: February 2006

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Big hair jellyfish

Kellyn from Switch gave me a call one day.

“Are you free on the 10th February ar?”
“Yeah I am..”
“Ok you’re dancing this cabaret song and Hollaback Girl again. You’re gonna be the lead ok”
“What??? Why me??? I thought you’re the original lead??”
“Heheheheh.. I’ve got another show to do so Micheal wants you to do it instead. Hehehehe..”
“Bluddy hell…….”

So yeah.. I had to dance around, mime to the song and shake my ass a lot. Alone.

I had to wear this big ass jellyfish butt thingie. Adoi.. like my butt not big enough la... sheesh..

I realized I have problems remembering slow-multi repeat choreography. Seriously, it’s a major problem. I’m fine dancing to a fast beat but when it comes to slow and easy routine.... short-term memory!!

Anyway, the performance was in KL Convention Centre, Aquaria. We had to dance in front of a huge fish tank with lots and lots of sea creatures. Including sharks.

Mammy…

I was so afraid I’ll freeze up while performing. Thank god.. I survived...

Here’s some pictures.

That's me with the big huge hair in the middle.

I like big butt and I cannot lie!

It was actually fun.. no choreography..just me dancing alone and making a fool outta myself. Woohoo!

Gosh I love performing...

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Letting It Out

The Malaysian government is so unbelievably lame. Or the Melayu’s would say *gila tah ape ape*.

I’m pretty sure most of you have heard about that law where Muslim men gets everything when they divorce their wife.

He gets the house, the money, the kids, everything la!

Mother Fark. Er.

What kind of a rule is that??

So maknanya men can just leave they’re wives anytime they want then dapat everything?

There’s a big advantage for Muslim men then. All they have to do marry a rich woman then sleep around with desperate women find the right moment and *wush* “I want a divorce!” Aku kaya!!!

Pegi mampus!!!

Malaysia is so repeating history over and over again. The Quran never say to do such rule. Why are they making men have so much power? Why do they keep embarrassing the religion by doing all this? It’s like now what’s important is to make Malaysia so bluddy religious and everything is about religion.

Sometimes I feel like the Malaysian government is just using the religion to make stupid rules like that.

The next thing you know all Muslim girls have to wear tudung and cover every skin except their eyes and palms.

Why don’t they just put in a little more flavour to it? Let’s not let them out of the house, arrange their marriage then make them a ‘stay at home wife and mother’.

A religion is supposed to be a guide to life. You can’t force anybody to do something they don’t want to do. There will be a time where I’ll realized I have to stop drinking and wear a tudung. It takes time to convince people. It will not be sincere if you’re forced. The more you’re forced, the more you’re not sincere, the more sin you’d get.

Amen.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Holiday!!

Langkawi!!!

Although…

The sun burns the island with very the heaty sunlight.

The sand at the beach is super hot.

The ocean is infested with small little jellyfishes.

I still love it!!!!

I love the crowd! I love the bungalow! I love the booz! I love the duty free shops!

Now let’s let the pictures do most of the talking aight.

Me and Elaine. Camwhoring in the plane.
Sunny's anyone?

Girl Power ya'll!