Big in the Middle
I finally found out why my stomach is so @#$%^&* big. That creamy yellowish drink we Malaysians call teh ais! It’s the milk that’s making my stomach bloat! God damn it! A few days ago, I kinda had an epiphany…
1. Watch my food.
2. Go on a diet.
3. Exercise.
Well, to live with a family that has a weakness on food and a boyfriend that can actually eat a horse, it’s not that easy. Plus, teh ais is like my favourite mamak drink so hell no I can stop drinking that.
I admit, I LIKE FOOD. To go on a diet is purely impossible. Dancing is an exercise right? And I do go swimming once a while. So technically the only thing I conquered is exercise. At least there’s something.
I’m a Walrus!
Everyday is Friday
For the past few weeks I’ve been complaining about my job at TGI Friday’s. Every night I come home from work and the same feeling goes right up to my head. “I need a break.” Working there is like carrying a thousand bags of rice everyday. It’s hurting my back, feet, shoulders, everywhere! And to deal with fussy, ungrateful, insane, jimbit customers, it’s all in the game.
A few days ago, I decided to call it quits. I gave them my resignation letter and walk off. Then my general manager stopped me and he said he doesn’t want me to leave. I stared at him and said I have to and he said no. N.O. no. Then he asked me if I would prefer to be a hostess. Then I started thinking about the job hostess’ do. Not much work and I don’t have to wear that idiotic looking red stripes and the apron anymore but the job is boring. Oh well, what the heck. I agreed and he said “great!” with his stupid fake American accent. It’s like hello! You stayed in Johor Bahru for 43 years and you have an American accent! Check the attitude dude!
Let’s see how well I work as a hostess.
“Hi! Welcome to Friday’s!”
“Table for two?”
“Any smoking preference?”
“Alright! Follow me!”
I’m beginning to wonder, am I actually a food and beverage staff material?
Kingdom of Heaven
Today I went out with sayang and we watch this movie called Kingdom of Heaven. That gay actor Orlando Bloom became the hero. I have no idea why most girls drool over him. He’s so boring. And gay.
Anyways, the movie is mostly about religion. Christian vs. Muslim. Not exactly about religion la… haih…it’s practically about that gay guy being the hero. Well, they made it like both religions are bad and good at the same time. I mean the world is still like that now. Every religion seems to be bad or good according to people’s mouth. So this gay hero wanted peace among the religions. To him it’s more to ‘fight for the people’ than ‘fight for Christianity’. But nobody seems to agree with him.
Haiya, I better not say more. I don’t want to ruin the movie to whoever who is reading this. The movie was ok to me. It’s very straight forward. Everything seems to happen real fast. So confusing. And the actors, Liam Neeson, both the Christian and Muslim king, Jeremy Iron and this other actor (forgot his name) just made the movie look so cool. Sheesh, what is it with me and old actors.
One thing I like about the movie, it tells the truth. It shows the shits that are still going on in this world. War against two religions. Misunderstandings and miscommunication, things like that can just create war. If only we have a gay hero like in the movie in the real world. It’s funny that Yau Chuan and I are from each religion and we’re in love. Haha!
Make love not war!
Sadistic Behavior
You know I’ve been thinking. What is it with people who can’t stand seeing other people being happy? Human nowadays would just hate to see other people achieving something big and living in a happy life. Pfft…sadists!
Is it so wonderful to ruin someone else’s life?
“Ooh..look at her. What a b***h! Let’s tell everybody she’s a !@#$%^&* and boycott her!”
Haha… how sadistic. I’d rather be depressed and unhappy than being friends with people like that. Agree?
