Monday, May 30, 2005

Big in the Middle

I finally found out why my stomach is so @#$%^&* big. That creamy yellowish drink we Malaysians call teh ais! It’s the milk that’s making my stomach bloat! God damn it! A few days ago, I kinda had an epiphany…

1. Watch my food.
2. Go on a diet.
3. Exercise.

Well, to live with a family that has a weakness on food and a boyfriend that can actually eat a horse, it’s not that easy. Plus, teh ais is like my favourite mamak drink so hell no I can stop drinking that.

I admit, I LIKE FOOD. To go on a diet is purely impossible. Dancing is an exercise right? And I do go swimming once a while. So technically the only thing I conquered is exercise. At least there’s something.

I’m a Walrus!

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